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sunbi starters

“Music really does have the power to move people. Like, for example, [INSERT ARTIST HERE] is playing in this cafe, so I’m going to another cafe.”

• “I’m running on Monster, two hours sleep, and self hatred today. Don’t test me.”
• “About 70 percent of the planet is ocean, with an average depth of more than 12,400 feet. Given that photons can’t penetrate more than 330 feet below the water’s surface, most of our planet is in a perpetual state of darkness. Ain’t that wild?”
• “Usted es un huevo. In Spanish, that means you’re very beautiful… Okay, I lied. I just called you a egg. I don’t know how to say anything else in Spanish, except that. So I could teach you how to say that, and we could just go around calling people eggs.“
• “Why do people fuss so much about cat cafes? Why can’t there be a dog cafe? Cause dogs are so much better, and usually nicer than a cat. I don’t think I have ever seen or heard of a dog cafe, but I’ve heard a lot about cat cafes. But seriously, just imagine a little puppy in your lap as you sip on a coffee. Like, that’s the life.”
• "Okay, but like. NyQuil is one of the best medicines out there. It’s never changed, it’s always been that same green death fucking flavour. Cause by the time you go ‘Hey this taste like-“ Bang you’re in the coma already! On the back of the box it says 'May cause drowsiness’ what it should say is 'don’t make any fucking plans.’ Yeah, I’m on a lot of NyQuil right now.”
• Okay, okay, so I have a joke. And I pinky swear it’s funny. Why was the coffee bean upset? // Because he couldn’t expresso himself!
• “I’m that bitch that offers to buy an ouija board when I go to haunted places with my friends, and they just give me this look.”
• "I often question a carrot’s motives. Like, why are you orange?”
• There are babies in the room. I shouldn’t be high with babies in the room.
• I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
• So much tequila, so little girl.
• Who wants to fling my awful body into the sun?